July282014

frozenteen:

WHY would Nash Grier EVER come on tumblr? Does he not realize how many gay, feminists, and people with arm hair are on here? I don’t even feel bad if he gets hate, he asked for it by coming on here.

2AM
turntechxnerdhead:

turntechxnerdhead:

i’m crying

who brought this back

turntechxnerdhead:

turntechxnerdhead:

i’m crying

who brought this back

(via heckiehound)

2AM
sluttyoliveoil:

damn tho

sluttyoliveoil:

damn tho

(Source: superpjones123, via suriella)

July272014

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via frozenteen)

11PM
msdeonb:

jeankd:

Jada  and Will are doing a magnificent job with this young woman.

True!!! The tag though lol

msdeonb:

jeankd:

Jada  and Will are doing a magnificent job with this young woman.

True!!! The tag though lol

(Source: gutig, via suriella)

11PM

slythering:

why can’t there be more male characters like ned stark: good, noble

tragically killed to further the character development of his wife and children

(via just-sonic-it-bucky)

11PM

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via suriella)

11PM
11PM

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via just-sonic-it-bucky)

11PM

mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

(via suriella)

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